Текст пісні Sbemail Songs, Pt. 1 - Strong Bad

Sbemail Songs, Pt. 1

Checkin' my email, checkin' my email, checki-checki-checki-checkin' my email.
Doot doo doot, I check the email once, I check the email twice, a-doot doo doot.
Checking email is like the best thing I do…
Check that email, check it down, check that email, smack it around!
I got an email, I got an awesome email…
Rib-a-la dib-a-la, check e-mail
Super great, super great! Check your email!
Oh, tap-a your toes, a-check the email
Tap-a your toes tonight
Gimme some of this, and gimme some of this
Gimme some of this
Oh, doo doo doo doo, my email left me, doo doo doo
All the ladies want to know
Who’s checkin' that email?
Well it’s Strong Bad
I check email from the front to the back, I said check
Email from the front to the back, I said check
It’s the email. The email. What, what, the email
Oh, girl… I want to email you so nice
Email
Here I go once again with the email
Every week, I hope that it’s from a female
There once was a man named email
And he did his best for a while
Cheweh, cheweh, cheweh cheweh email
Welcome to the Strong Bad Email, dut da-da-lut
Everybody get down
Email women. Email girls
Email women. Email girls
Awwwwwwwwwwwww, EMAIL!
Hoo! Tsa! su-du-lu-du-sah! Hu-ju-du-ju-juh-jeh, juh Email!
What do you get when you email Strong Bad? You get a world of hurt
What do you get when you email Strong Bad? You get a life of pain
What do you get when you email Strong Bad? You get a kick in the butt
Oh-ho-ho-ho email me, girl
Uh! Once times! Twice times!
Watch me do a little bit of email, and I’ll watch you do a little bit of--oh!
That’s never happened before
I met her in the summertime
Her name was… email
My name is not the email Sam, ooh ah
So please don’t call me email Sam, ooh ah
Oh, I took the email
To the market
And I bought it some kind of fish sauce
Eeeeemail, it’s like the sugar on the candy for my stuff
Drivin' down the strip in my cool cool car
Checkin' all the emails out
Email. Ooh ah email, ooh ah. Email, ooh
This is my new dance, da-da-la-da
This is my new dance, da-da-la-da
It’s the email dance
It’s email time aga-ain
Doot doodle-oo doo, doot doodle-oo doo, doot doodle-oo doo
Email me, don’t email me
Email me, don’t email me
So innocent and email free
That’s you and me
Oh, traipsin' along, traipsin' traipsin' along, and an email got stuck in my eye
Du-doh, du-doh
Email me some words, doo doo, some different words
Check your email and check your email
Check (check) your email (and) and (check) check (your) your (e) e (mail) mail
One, two, three, four!
EMAIL IS AWESOME, EMAIL IS WEIRD!
EMAIL IS AWESOME AND EMAIL IS WEIRD!
AND I’LL NEVER FORGET THE WAY IT WAS, GRRRRRRRL!
Oh, email, I’m gonna let you down easy
When I break up with you
Everybody loves this, everybody needs this
It’s time for funny stuff
Oh, here comes little email with a gun in his hand
Ooh I’m an email gambler, that means I play cards with emails
Full house
I’m not going to sing an email song this week! Eh-- oh. Never mind
I got an email in my pocket, and I think it’s starting to melt
I got a snail mail in my pocket, and I think it’s starting to melt
Let’s get it over wit', with the email style, get it over wit'