| Tuesday morning I got up and thought |
| well today will be the day that I check myself |
| I had my checklist ready, even skipped my cup of coffee |
| 'cause I had to do all the above |
| see now point one telephone bill, |
| two I need insurance, three I need a job |
| point four I need to hurry up 'cause the clock doesn’t run on sympathy |
| on the contrary man, he’s like grinning at me. |
| So I opened up the bill and what do I see? |
| Three fat printed digits smiling at me, |
| hihi, oh my God now I’m all shook up |
| I’m on the phone asking them if they misplaced the dot, |
| not? ooh I gotta go now Miss |
| She’s like: wait a minute mane, aren’t you gonna pay for this, right |
| So she puts me on some monthly-pay-arrangements |
| Have a lovely day! Yeah, whatever |
| I got no job (it's a motherfucker) |
| No money (it's a motherfucker) |
| I got nothing (it's a motherfucker) |
| Well, we need to survive this life my brother |
| Having no hopes (it's a motherfucker) |
| Without dreams (it's a motherfucker) |
| So it seems (it's a motherfucker) |
| We need to take care of one another |
| Ooh, Leaf is rocking the show |
| I arrived at point two just before luch |
| right after the punch in my stomach, oef |
| forget about it, 'cause lately I’ve been walking the streets dodging traffic |
| this uninsured life is pretty hectic |
| What if a pick up truck mistakes me for a parking lot |
| the officer mistakes me for a thief and now my leg got shot |
| The hospital won’t take me and I’m crying like a baby |
| this doesn’t work well with the ladies |
| I got no job (it's a motherfucker) |
| No money (it's a motherfucker) |
| I got nothing (it's a motherfucker) |
| Well, we need to survive this life my brother |
| Having no hopes (it's a motherfucker) |
| Without dreams (it's a motherfucker) |
| So it seems (it's a motherfucker) |
| We need to take care of one another |
| Could somebody please pass me a j-o-b? |
| So I’m standing in line at the temp agency |
| They ask me what do I do, I said I’m a great musician |
| Well that doesn’t really match up with this cleaning position |
| It’s a minimum wage job, better bring your own mob |
| make sure you’ll be there around seven o’clock sharp |
| next morning I woke up |
| Ooh shit! Eight o’clock |
| Well, I went anyway and got fired on the spot |
| Now I can’t believe this is happening to me |
| I didn’t even make it passed point three, damn |
| I got no job (it's a motherfucker) |
| No money (it's a motherfucker) |
| I got nothing (it's a motherfucker) |
| Well, we need to survive this life my brother |
| Having no hopes (it's a motherfucker) |
| Without dreams (it's a motherfucker) |
| So it seems (it's a motherfucker) |