Текст пісні I Pissed My Pants - Larry The Cable Guy

I Pissed My Pants

i pissed my pants
the toilet was just to far
i drunk too much damn beer
i tried to hold it in
but my bladder just gave in
and i pissed right through my drawers
right through my wrangler drawers
i pissed
i pissed
right through my drawers