| Met my future wife today | 
| And her name is Kathy Mae | 
| Rootie Tootie, (Rootie Tootie) | 
| Rootie Tootie, (Rootie Tootie) | 
| Rootie Tootie, she’s my Sunday gal | 
| Feelin' dandy, doin' swell | 
| My gal is the village belle | 
| Hotsy-totsy (Rootie Tootie) | 
| Super-duper (Rootie Tootie) | 
| Rootie Tootie, she’s my Monday gal | 
| You should see the people stare | 
| When we walk around the square | 
| Bouncy-bouncy, (Rootie Tootie) | 
| Upsy-daisy, (Rootie Tootie) | 
| Rootie Tootie, she’s my Tuesday gal | 
| I’m not jealous, no siree | 
| Just as long as she’s with me | 
| Wicky-wacky, (Rootie Tootie) | 
| Humpty-dumpty, (Rootie Tootie) | 
| Rootie Tootie, she’s my Wednesday gal | 
| She’s got «purty» eyes of blue | 
| And she thinks I’m «purty», too | 
| Tootsie-wootsie, (Rootie Tootie) | 
| Hunky-dory, (Rootie Tootie) | 
| Rootie Tootie, she’s my Thursday gal | 
| Gonna make that lady mine | 
| When she signs that dotted line | 
| Hinky-dinky, (Rootie Tootie) | 
| Yipsy-doodle, (Rootie Tootie) | 
| Rootie Tootie, she’s my Friday gal |