| How much is that doggie in the window? |
| The one with the ugly face. |
| How much is that doggie in the window? |
| I do believe her name is Sian, not Grace. |
| I must take a trip to California, |
| And leave my poor sweet-heart alone. |
| If he has a doggie, then he won’t be lonesome. |
| And the doggie will have a good home. |
| How much is that doggy in the window? |
| The one with the waggy tail. |
| How much is that doggy in the window? |
| I do hope that doggie’s for sale. |
| I read in the paper there are robbers |
| With flashlights shining in the dark. |
| My love needs a doggie to protect him |
| And scare them away with one bark. |