| Look, how incredibly strong I am |
| My shoulders hold a ton of weight |
| Trouble lives next door, we meet every day |
| It pushes me around, but I stand straight |
| Look, how incredibly solid I am |
| I’m a concrete block, I’m a truckload of steel |
| Misery drives down my street every day |
| But I block the road and I stop its wheel |
| I won’t let you sink, come, swim in my lake |
| You know that I’m fake — you can trust me |
| Fake — come, swim in my lake |
| Fake — don’t be scared |
| I’m fake — you can trust me! |
| Look, how incredibly resistant I am |
| I protect and I serve and I stand the pain |
| I die a hundred times every day |
| But I get up and I fight again |
| Look, how incredibly reliable I am |
| You can count on my words, whatever they mean |
| Turn me on, I’m here every day |
| My voice will keep you safe and clean |
| I won’t let you sink, come, swim in my lake |
| You know that I’m fake — you can trust me |
| Fake — come, swim in my lake |
| Fake — don’t be scared |
| I’m fake — you can trust me! |
| Get up on my back and relax, you’re going to fly |
| I can make you do it, you just have to try |
| You can make a difference, why always comply? |
| Come after me and you’ll learn how to lie |
| I won’t let you sink, come, swim in my lake |
| You can trust me, I’m fake! (4x) |