| Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the greatest show on earth. |
| Behind these doors stands the most incomprehinsable wonder in the world |
| Mr. Bones, mr. bones |
| Standing at only 2 feet 4 he’s not much taller than a small child. |
| But make no moans about it what your about to witness is no childs play, |
| so open you mind and your wallets, hahahahaa |
| Who’s that standing on the stage |
| Dont stick your fingers in the cage |
| Let me introduce you (aaahhhhhhh) |
| Step inside right this way hurry now dont delay |
| Dancin' on the center stage mr. Bones is all the rage |
| Up and down gets you in (I'm not sure on that part sorry) |
| Dim the lights and let’s begin |
| Satisfaction guarenteed hes quite the dancer yes indeed |
| Haaaay not to shabby eh folks? Well you aint seen nothin yet hahaha |
| Now if you bee so kind as to reach deep into your pockets I’m sure our little |
| friend will treat us to an encore |
| What do ya say come on folks lifes short so dig down deep hahahay |
| Who’s that standing on the stage |
| Dont stick your fingers in the cage |
| Let me introduce you (aaahhhhhhh) |
| (Ahhhhahhhhhhhahhhhhahhhhaaaa) |
| Ahhh step inside right this way |
| Hurry now dont delay |
| Dancin on the center stage mr bones is all the rage |
| Up and down gets you in dim the lights and lets begin satisfaction gaurenteed |
| hes quite the dancer yes indeed |
| Ahhh step inside right this way |
| Hurry now dont delay |
| Dancin on the center stage mr bones is all the rage |
| Up and down gets you in dim the lights and lets begin satisfaction gaurenteed |
| hes quite the dancer yes indeed] |
| Mr.bones 16 or 17 times I lost count |
| For those that are anal on spelling I dont care and I’m sure I got the lyrics |
| wrong but heh I tried and ill put this in annotions for those that dont read |
| annotions |