Текст пісні Lancer with Your Zancer - Lawnmower Deth

Lancer with Your Zancer

When King Arthur sat down,\nOn the river bank,\nHe had a mighty vision,\nIt really was quite wank.\nLancer with your zancer\nOi, Arthur,\nCome over here,\nTake thi sword,\nNow fuck off.\nNow so off he went,\nBack to see his one and only Gwendoline,\nIn his hand he held,\nHis sword and a pot of Vasele,\nHe thought it was time,\nTo try and prove that he really was a man,\nHe thought it was quicker\nGetting hiome in the back of a Transit van.\nIn he walked, up the stairs,\nFound his Mrs. wearing flares,\nHe was not pleased, you could tell,\nHe dropped his sword, the Vaseline fell.